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sniffing:

distressed—teens:

ddaughter:

i think its dumb if drug dealers get sentenced to longer in prison that rapists?? like people ask for drugs but no one asks for rape???

Finally someone said it.

bugroxas:

kidouyuuto:

subwaybossemmet:

kidouyuuto:

riolu-is-judging-you:

kidouyuuto:

hi

tHEY USED SHELDON COOPER FOR A MEXICAN HAIR LOSS AD??

wtf

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WTF

drankinwatahmelin:

hejibits:

This is the stupidest thing I’ve ever made

No. Shhh. It’s brilliant.

nothisiscarlie:

“Harry witnessed Professor McGonagall walking right past Peeves, who was determinedly loosening a crystal chandelier, and could have sworn he heard her tell the poltergeist out of the corner of her mouth, ‘It unscrews the other way.’”

#this is why the books are better

saturne:

earthdad:

Girls need to stop wearing crop tops or I might have to resort to action by tickling them and blowing on their tummies bc they’re so darn cute

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dekutrickortreet:

telapathetic:

when u haven’t masturbated in ages and

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damn imma stop masturbating for a while so i can grow cannons on my back and launch torrents of water at people